*Clarification: This post has a highly altruistic character*
hi! My name is Ioanna and i would like to be Freshly Pressed! (pleeeeeeease)
I checked your support page about this issue, i read the whole post through, i swear. So now i am writing to let you know, in case you don’t already, i have all the qualifications needed to be your next freshly pressed girl! 😀
Let me show you…
1. Write unique content that’s free of bad stuff.
Of course i write unique content that’s free of bad stuff! Mostly. Except that one time, in Is it me???, when i was having a few bad (middle finger kinda bad) days. I was a bit hostile, i know… Just forget about that one post. Thank you.
2. Have a point of view.
I do have a few (points of view i mean). I don’t fill my readers with meaningless facts and stats. Ok, i might have done it this one time, when i posted about LinkedIn in Numbers, but you can scratch that out too.
3. Don’t be afraid of your voice.
Hmmm… That would be an issue. I sure have style but i am also sure you don’t want to hear me sing. May want to rethink that one…
4. Paint us a picture.
5. Make it easy on the eyes.
I am sure my content is well paragraphed, clear to read and not tiring at all. Fine, fine, my stickman was not very easy to see in those pictures but that wasn’t my fault! You should talk to www.drawastickman.com, they made the background grey!
6. Add relevant tags.
Add relevant what??? Awwwwwww tags!!!!! Those words we use as key words! Yes, yes, i know, i will…. Is “i want to be freshly pressed” a good tag??? I am putting it anyway….!
7. Write a headline we can’t ignore.
I am good at that! Sure, i often write something in the headline and imply something else within the post, like here, or write a headline no-one can understand what i mean, like The “huh?” experience! What do you mean that’s wrong??? I am being creative Mister!
8. Aim for typo-free content.
I thought my English was good. Yet again, i make typos when i write in Greek, my native language… And yes, i keep NOT writing the “i” capital when i am referring to myself. That is so NOT a typo, that’s my personal touch (on grammar)!
Thank you for taking all these into consideration, i look forward to hearing from you! I swear i won’t be bothering you sending emails, begging or threatening you.